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It's always good to laugh. This is especially true when indulging in gambling. Gambling makes your adrenalin jump high and your nerves might start to go berserk. Now is the exact time to take a break from gambling - Sit back and relax.

Read these gambling jokes about all issues relating to gambling and let laughter break free!

Train Ride to Gambling Venue

Three Americans and three Frenchmen are traveling by train through Nevada. At the station, the three Frenchmen buy a ticket each and watch as the three Americans buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Frenchmen.
"Watch and learn ", answers one of the Americans. They all board the train. The Frenchmen take their respective seats but all three Americans cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says "Ticket please".
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Frenchmen see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So they decide to copy the American trick on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for their return trip and subsequently find to their astonishment that the Americans do not buy any ticket at all!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" enquires one perplexed Frenchman. "Watch and learn ", answers one of the American.

When the train arrives, the three Frenchmen cram into one toilet. The three Americans cram into another nearby toilet on the train. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Americans leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Frenchmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The American takes the ticket and rushes back to his toilet.

Blond Gambling Paradise

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch on the outskirts of the gambling paradise - Las Vegas. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, and then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable." The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly, com-for-da-bul."

A well-to-do businessman flew to Las Vegas for a weekend of gambling. He lost all his money and was left only with a quarter and his return plane ticket. He tried to find a cab to drive him to the airport. When he did he informed the cabbie about his predicament and promised to send the cabbie the fare as soon as he got home. The cabbie refused, "If you don't have $15 to pay for the fare get out of my cab." The poor man had to hitch-hike all the way to the airport and barely made it in time for his flight.

A year later, he returned for another gambling weekend only this time he hit the jackpot. Feeling on top of the world he left the hotel and saw a long line of cabs parked in front. Sitting in the last cab at the end of the line was his 'old friend' who had refused to drive him to the airport the last time. The businessman wondered how he could 'repay' him for the last time�

He got in the first cab and asked how much to go the airport. The driver of the first cab answered $15. The businessman asked him another question: "How much do I have to add for a blowjob on the way? The cabbie was astounded and threw him out of the cab.

The businessman asked each and every cabbie the same question and was thrown out of every cab until he reached the last cab. He asked his 'old friend', "How much for the airport?"
"$15," answered his 'old friend'.
"Ok" answered the businessman and he got in.

As they passed the long row of cabs, the businessman smiled and gave the thumbs-up sign to each and every cabbie as they passed.

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